a couple of years ago we visited the Home Depot and saw this little guy. It looked like a little rat, but it was a little rat. It had bright blue spots all over it, and it could easily move. It was covered in a sticky substance like glue. Its face was covered in a black and white blob and it had a little wire like a tail on top of its head. It was a mouse. It was covered in sticky glue all over its body.
Now, this little guy is on our list of the things we’re most excited that Tufts is bringing to life. We want to know what the Tufts job is, and we want to know why we need to buy this to be able to work.
You see, Tufts is the newest and brightest member of the Tuft family. Tufts is the world’s first self-aware work-force, and its members are working to improve the lives of the people of Tuftopia. So it’s been a long time since we had a Tuft job. That’s why this little guy is here to make sure that you don’t make the same mistake.
The Tuft job is a work-force of workers who are self-aware and will do their best to do their jobs in the best way possible to improve the lives of the people of Tuftopia. We want the Tuft job because we care about the people of Tuftopia, and the Tuft job exists to do just that. It is a work-force of workers who have some serious self-awareness.
Now, some of you might be thinking that we are just a bunch of self-aware, but we dont exactly act self-aware. In fact, we have a lot of trouble getting our shit together and doing our jobs. You see, our job is to make sure that the people of Tuftopia get a better life. It is a self-aware work-force. We work really hard. We are smart.
Thats right. We are smart. We are dedicated. We are dedicated to our job. And we have a lot of other smart self-awareness that keeps us out of trouble. We are aware of our surroundings. We know we are in a small town. We know we are in a new country. We have a good sense of humor. We can do almost anything.
Yeah. We are Tuftopia’s entire self-aware community. We are the most self-aware people you will ever meet.
Tufts are everywhere in our little corner of this nation. We are just like the rest of you, and we like to think we are the most self-aware people in the world. We think we are just like you, but we are not. We think we are just like everyone else, but that is not true. We think that self-awareness is a good thing. We think our self-awareness makes us smart.
Self-awareness, it turns out, is a hard thing to have. Most of us are self-aware, but we can become self-aware in different ways.